I lack humour. I try very hard to make people laugh but at the end of my jokes the only person that laughs is me. I wish I could inject a little humour into this site. Like... how long can any regular visitor continue his/her regular visits if all I give them are boring, meaningless rantings of my mostly insignificant life? Almost every 22 year old girl is dating a witless huge guy who knows how to give her nice teddy bears if she's smart enough to beg for them, subtly of course. Almost every other 22 year old girl who goes to university in a reasonably developed country owns a car and a cellphone. Almost every 22 year old person who knows how to surf the net has emotional problems. So what's so cool about reading about my stupid life in the first place?

Am I being utterly moronic? The moment I called my life 'stupid' just now.. I realise I must be an idiot. MY LIFE IS WONDERFUL!! Who said it was stupid?

Wait... that was me!!

In the meantime... I'm GOING to write that story. I need to write the story. I've put it off for months now... and its about time I got back to it...
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