A LITTLE OFFICE PRAYER

Since Minishorts (as several people already know, one who worriedly said I'm bitter) is mightly pissed for several reasons.... she tries hard to concentrate on work, but work makes her even more pissed. URGH she's bitter!!!!!!!!! Oh well, and then, her wonderful senior editor had this little poem on the board, and its so wonderful, Minishorts decided to share it with all...

So.. here's the little prayer, for the mightily pissed:

Grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change things I cannot accept
And the wisdom
To hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off

And also
help me to be careful
Of the toes I step on today as they
May be connected to the ass
That i might have to kiss tomorrow
Always give 100% at work:
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday

And remember
When you're having a really bad day and
It seems like people are trying to piss you off
Remember it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to extend your middle finger

NOW GET BACK TO WORK!  ¶ 22:30