But Of Course
This whole Internet/Real World thingy is kinda cute. What's totally unacceptable in the real world has become a total 'first way to acquire fame and popularity' method. Things like being controversial, for instance. Look, look, minishorts does not condone controversity ... but apparently, she gets controversial sometimes, apparently, she told me just minutes ago, it's never been planned. Or perhaps, by nature she's one controversial person, and the words that plonk out on the keyboard just tip the scales on one side.
Not balanced, that's what she is.
That's why she won't ever fit in the real world. In the real world, being controversial is hushed upon, you get odd stares at you every other fleeting minute when you're not looking, and you hear murmured whispers just at the corner of your ear. You walk into a chattering horde of 'friends', who obviously switch to a very awkward topic the moment you say 'Hi' to them.And you get such unreal flattery that sound something like this: 'I like you, you're so terribly direct.' Whereas another who professes to be 'you one true friend,' tells you in a very serious and low tone, 'You know, sometimes you need to learn how to be not so direct.'
Now try being cryptic on the Net and see where it takes you. Try being civilly acceptable and suddenly, you'll be labelled 'such a bore'.
That's why I think the two complete opposite characters of the Net and the Real World is really, totally, so cute.
