Dumb Facts (That You Already Know)
About her, those things that you must have suspected since the start.
We all think alike. Outwardly, 'I am not as clever as you are.' Inwardly, 'Wtf? Of course I'm cleverer than you are, that is the most stupid piece of crap I've ever heard from someone, now if you would only do it my way....'
Wait, actually, that's me.
They're all bitches. Out to pounce on my belongings. Hands off, you, you, and you.
I seem to like saying 'you, you, and you' a lot recently. Oh well.
She's prettier than all those beauty queens. Didn't you know already? I stare in a mirror and I see a really pretty face, devoid of make-up, smiling back at me. Heh. That's me you know.
I know I'm a babe.
We're all narcissists. Otherwise we wouldn't own domains with our official nicks or even real names in them. I'm talking about him, him and her. Girls usually choose cute monickers to add to their dotcoms, men usually go for myname.com.
You know I speak the truth.
I'm a Pretender. She pretends to not pretend, but actually she's always pretending. To pretend, is to live life with peace. To be not a pretender, is to pave your own quick grave.
Deny it, but you know inwardly this is a fact.
He doesn't know anything. Of course he doesn't, he's always blur, always doing the wrong thing. Even when he's doing something right, she'll find a way to pick a wrong in it, so that she feels a whole lot better.
The trick, as usual, is to say, 'I'm sorry,' and sound as if you mean it, even though you know you're right.
Actually, we don't know anything. Seriously, what the heck are we all here for?
